Mommy-ism #115: acts of futility.
Those moments when you realize it’s probably easier to diffuse a bomb than it is to do anything when your little one is present. Like cleaning up when they are still awake. Or trying to finish a meal while it’s still hot. Talk on the phone without them wanting to hold it & make funny noises. Or trying to get ready to go to work & they insist on clinging to you like a monkey.
I know I’ll miss these moments when they don’t happen anymore & are replaced with your ‘little one’ cleaning out your fridge just after you have gone shopping. Or trying to find anything in their disaster of a room….